Adult Anecdotes

-What’s the difference between sex and playing toy soldiers?
– Don’t know.
– So continue to play with your soldiers.

– Hello! Today is our anniversary of our first sex.
– You are so attentive to me!
– How about the second one?

For the sake of hugs, I even agree to preliminary sex.

I learned the joys of sex at the age of 12… It’s a pity that I was alone then.

Sex is the perfect excuse to make tea.

Some people don’t have sex for so long that they start organizing homeowners’ associations.

Until yesterday, I could not even imagine that I would have sex with two mulatto girls. But yesterday I was able to present it.

Folk sign. If a girl lets her hair down, there will be sex. If a girl collects her hair, there will be a blowjob.

The first day of winter is like the first sex, I expected more.