I met a girl on the Internet. We corresponded for a long time and finally made an appointment. A man of about fifty with a potbelly came! To be honest, the sex wasn’t that great…
Adult Anecdotes
Anecdotes for mature audiences
Humanity has descended the ladder of development to primitive spiritual needs. T
Humanity has descended the ladder of development to primitive spiritual needs. The need for sex and money replaced moral principles. This is the only way I can explain the fact that Santa Claus is gone. (c) Polinochka, 4 years old.
How to hint at sex to a woman romantically and politely: 1. Let’s fuck. 2. By mo
How to hint at sex to a woman romantically and politely: 1. Let’s fuck. 2. By moonlight. 3. Please.
After talking with modern young girls, I began to understand why sex shops sell
After talking with modern young girls, I began to understand why sex shops sell gags.
How many times have I sworn off going to a sex shop hungry! Again I bought a who
How many times have I sworn off going to a sex shop hungry! Again I bought a whole cart of edible panties.
During sex, you need to protect yourself: tie her hands so that she doesn’t scra
During sex, you need to protect yourself: tie her hands so that she doesn’t scratch her back.
– Honey, could you have sex all day long? – Probably yes. Why are you asking? Do
– Honey, could you have sex all day long?
– Probably yes. Why are you asking? Do you love me that much?
– Yes, I’m thinking about starting a business, buying a sauna.
Good alcohol, good sex and a sleeping conscience – this is an ideal life.
Good alcohol, good sex and a sleeping conscience
– this is an ideal life.
It’s bad if you fall asleep on your wife during sex, but it’s even worse if your
It’s bad if you fall asleep on your wife during sex, but it’s even worse if your wife has been sleeping under you for a long time.