Dark Humor Anecdotes

Super gay Roy. Jonah.

– Hi, how are you?
– Hello. It’s bad, lately there has been some kind of loss of strength, suicidal thoughts. Yesterday I even tried to hang myself. – Clear.

A drug addict is walking down the street, pushing a baby stroller. A passing old woman looks into the stroller: “Oh, son, why is your baby so blue?!”
– Dead – that’s why he’s blue!

A prostitute with poor eyesight has an iPhone 6—

Grandfather hardly blew out all the candles on the cake, after which the guests began to eat his drool.

Smart girls are real treasures. It’s nice to find them in the ground.

The doctor came to the newlyweds’ house. After the examination, the relatives ask: “Well, how are they?” “I’m afraid,” says the doctor, “that both will soon become widows.”

-Have you heard the news? Whitney Houston’s comatose daughter is on the mend.
– Ha! She should have been told earlier that on February 11 she would be taken off life support.

We attended the funeral of a professor. The ceremony dragged on. In front stood a married couple
– a young woman with her husband – a handsome old man of about eighty with a tail, apparently an ally of the deceased. He was clearly no longer able to stand, and his wife from time to time whispered loudly to him: “Be patient, darling, it won’t be long, I’m patient!”