“And on my grave, make a fence with small curlicues.”
– So that we remember about your cheerful character? – So that you can have fun painting it later!
Dark Humor Anecdotes
Dark humor anecdotes with edgy themes
The masochistic boy stole his father’s belt and kicked.
The masochistic boy stole his father’s belt and kicked.
Do you know why it is customary to read poetry while standing on a stool? So tha
Do you know why it is customary to read poetry while standing on a stool? So that bored guests can end the evening of poetry with a slight movement of their feet!
– Honey, remember, you said that I don’t give you enough soft animals? Here. – G
– Honey, remember, you said that I don’t give you enough soft animals? Here.
– God! Dead rat! “But I broke her bones, she’s soft.”
From the news report: “Yesterday a terrible disaster occurred in the suburbs: an
From the news report: “Yesterday a terrible disaster occurred in the suburbs: an airplane crashed near a cemetery. Rescuers have already found 967 corpses, and the death toll is increasing every hour.”
– What did you draw on our asphalt? Sun? Beautiful. And this? Kitty? When you fi
– What did you draw on our asphalt? Sun? Beautiful. And this? Kitty? When you finish drawing the house, finally circle the corpse, Lieutenant.
It’s a shame when you got a guy from the army, but he didn’t get you back from p
It’s a shame when you got a guy from the army, but he didn’t get you back from prison.
Borya spent his entire childhood fishing with his father, so he never learned to
Borya spent his entire childhood fishing with his father, so he never learned to talk.
Two cows at a meat processing plant: – Listen, is this your first time here? – N
Two cows at a meat processing plant:
– Listen, is this your first time here? – No, damn it, in the second!