The cannibal Alyosha, while eating a 15-year-old girl, complained of a vanilla taste.
Dark Humor Anecdotes
Dark humor anecdotes with edgy themes
A man tells his friend what the new action movie is about: “And then he comes up
A man tells his friend what the new action movie is about: “And then he comes up to the guard from behind and hits him on the head with a hammer!”
– So what, he died? – Of course: the hammer is poisoned…
Let’s eat something good! A kind grandmother, for example.
Let’s eat something good! A kind grandmother, for example.
At an interview. HR: Well, do you have any hobbies? Me *takes stuffed hamster ou
At an interview. HR: Well, do you have any hobbies? Me *takes stuffed hamster out of pocket*: Taxidermy! Hamster: And ventriloquism!
A very furry grandmother, she knits clothes for her grandchildren from her own w
A very furry grandmother, she knits clothes for her grandchildren from her own wool.
A hare runs through the forest, and a hunter follows him. The hunter took aim an
A hare runs through the forest, and a hunter follows him. The hunter took aim and shot off the hare’s hind legs. The hare crawls further on its front legs. The hunter shot them off for him and his ears to boot. The hare was not at a loss
– he crawls further, gnawing his teeth into the ground. The hunter took aim and knocked out the hare’s teeth, and the hare turns to the hunter and says: “Well, why did you come after me?!”
Vandals covered a monument to a copulating bestiality with obscene inscriptions.
Vandals covered a monument to a copulating bestiality with obscene inscriptions.
Mister Proper washed everything, but infected everyone with the plague, Mister P
Mister Proper washed everything, but infected everyone with the plague, Mister Proper! PS: Procter&Gamble apologizes for the batch of “Mr. Proper” with the plague strain.
– I’m funny, kill me last.
– I’m funny, kill me last.