Dark Humor Anecdotes

– I don’t like people. “You just don’t know how to mock them.”

The boy sat in the dark cellar until he turned blue. The blue boy was taken out by his grandfather, who went into the wine cellar for the same thing.

– Why did you strangle your wife? Was there really no other way out to resolve the conflict? “The first time, Comrade Judge, I wanted to poison her, but the poison did not take her.”

– I want us to always be together. “Is that why you cut off my legs, you fucking psycho?!” “I just didn’t want you to leave me, stupid.”

Seven deadly sins: sociability, activity, desire to work in a team, determination, quick learning, diligence, stress tolerance.

Man is a very strange creature. He can fall from the ninth floor and remain alive, or he can die from a blow with his fist. Therefore, if you threw a scoundrel from the window of a high-rise building, after landing, hit him in the jaw. Well, just in case.

Minibuses do not require change from a one-armed driver.

Taxi driver Mamedov greeted March 8 cheerfully. Seeing a girl walking alone, he offered her a free ride. The girl refused out of politeness. But Mamedov’s personal charm and skill helped overcome the girl’s modesty.

I despise people who turn their own children into passive smokers. Is it really such a pity to treat your child to a cigarette?