Still, it was a bad idea to joke during sex, “They said syphilis doesn’t feel the same.”
Dark Humor Anecdotes
Dark humor anecdotes with edgy themes
– Darling, stop sulking! – Citizen, quickly move away from the drowned man!
– Darling, stop sulking!
– Citizen, quickly move away from the drowned man!
— Tell me, do you have soap for sale? – Yes – And the rope? – Eat. From you 53 r
— Tell me, do you have soap for sale?
– Yes – And the rope? – Eat. From you 53 rubles 50 kopecks. – I only have fifty rubles. Can I bring you 3.50 tomorrow?
— Do you understand how the router works, or can I explain it with my fingers?
— Do you understand how the router works, or can I explain it with my fingers?
— What will you do if a person receives an electric shock? — I’ll finish it off
— What will you do if a person receives an electric shock?
– I’ll finish it off with a pitchfork with a wooden handle.
One day, a mother braided a spikelet on one girl’s head. And at night the combin
One day, a mother braided a spikelet on one girl’s head. And at night the combines came and plowed the girl.
On the night of Ivan Kupala, the guys jump over the fire, and the girls weave wr
On the night of Ivan Kupala, the guys jump over the fire, and the girls weave wreaths… And the worse the guys jumped, the more wreaths the girls sold.
One guy got sick. He went to the clinic, where he was told that he might have ca
One guy got sick. He went to the clinic, where he was told that he might have cancer. He jumped out of a 5th floor window. Now he may have cancer and two broken legs.
What could be worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?… Being
What could be worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?… Being raped and killed.