Kids Anecdotes

A little boy in the kindergarten is asked:
– Vitya, name 5 pets.
– 2 cats and 3 dogs.

In kindergarten, the teacher asks the children:
– Vovochka, what do you want to become when you grow up?
– A policeman.
– And you, Vasya?
– Bandit so that we can play together again.

– How long ago did your spin-eater start throwing cheap show-offs? -Are you really a child psychologist?

Teacher in class:
– Children, why do we first see lightning and then hear thunder? Who will answer? Well, come on, Vova.
– Because the eyes are in front of the ears…

A girl who came to kindergarten in a new pink dress, when asked: “Who bought it for you?”, proudly answered: “I cried!”

– Damn, Lesha, I sent the child to the store for pasta and he’s been gone for the 3rd hour! What to do?!
– Well, I don’t know… Cook dumplings!

In ancient Greece, the birth of children from a husband who had been on a military campaign for 5 years was quite common, and the ancient Greeks dubbed this phenomenon Zeus.

A new geography teacher comes to class, and there is cackling, squealing, etc. She says: “Hello, children.” And she answered: “Get out of here, bitch.” She sobs and flies out of the classroom and to the director. And he tells her: “You have to do it differently with them: you have to first surprise and interest them.” He goes to class, and the teacher trails behind him. The door, as expected, opens with his foot:
– Great, guys…
– Great, director.
– How about putting a weak condom on the globe?
– What is a globe? “But the new teacher will tell you about this.”

I went back to work after vacation, I feel like children in kindergarten
– I want to cry and go home!