In the morning, while dressing my son for kindergarten, I asked a riddle: “Who gets up early and doesn’t let the children sleep?” The answer killed me: “MOM.”
Kids Anecdotes
Simple anecdotes suitable for kids
Vovochka and her sister come to their grandmother: “Grandmother, where do childr
Vovochka and her sister come to their grandmother: “Grandmother, where do children come from?”
– The stork brings the children and places them on the doorstep. Vovochka elbows her sister in the side: “Well, Mashka, let’s tell her, or will she die like a fool?”
The ball was still flying through the director’s window, and the children were a
The ball was still flying through the director’s window, and the children were already playing hide and seek.
The children were playing ISIS in the basement. Putin burst in and defeated ever
The children were playing ISIS in the basement. Putin burst in and defeated everyone.
Dad gathered the family at the table and said: children, I’m leaving for Leningr
Dad gathered the family at the table and said: children, I’m leaving for Leningrad, what should I bring for you?
– Only use too much poetry! The daughter is the first to come up and say: Dad is going to Leningrad, he will buy me a scooter! P:
– Okay, I’ll buy you a scooter. Vovochka comes up and says: “Dad is going to Leningrad, he’ll buy me a moped.” But it’s not easy, says dad. If you want it to be easy, it will be easy for you!
– Dad is going to Leningrad, mom’s farmer will be happy! Mom’s crazy is our neighbor, dad will buy me a moped!
– Honey, where do children come from? – How, dear, didn’t your mother really tel
– Honey, where do children come from?
– How, dear, didn’t your mother really tell you about pistils, stamens and storks when you were a child?! “I’m asking you, where do our children come from if I have a certificate of infertility?!”
Children’s country camp. Evening lights out. Children with phones. Someone liste
Children’s country camp. Evening lights out. Children with phones. Someone listens to music, someone sends text messages. Counselor:
– Everyone handed over their phones to me! In the morning, the counselor’s cry: “You bastards!” It turned out that each child, before handing over her mobile phone, set an alarm clock on it
– for 2:00, 2:15, 2:30… and so on until the morning…
TV show “Oh, lucky guy!” The new Russian got to the last question: – Which of th
TV show “Oh, lucky guy!” The new Russian got to the last question:
– Which of the listed birds does not build nests: thrush, robin, cuckoo, pheasant? The new Russian asks to “call a friend.” A friend tells him: “Cuckoo.” And the new Russian wins a million. They wash this matter, and the new Russian asks his sidekick how he knew the correct answer:
– Well, you give it, bro! Even children know that cuckoos live in clocks!
The teacher comes into the classroom and says: “Here is our new student.” Meet S
The teacher comes into the classroom and says: “Here is our new student.” Meet Semyon Mudakov. The whole class is crying with laughter:
– Mudakov! Mudakov… One boy falls from his chair and hits the floor in hysterics, saying: “Oh, I can’t, Mudakov!” Teacher:
– That’s it, children, calm down!! P*zdoglazov got up from the floor.