Kids Anecdotes

Vladimir Zhirinovsky visited the kindergarten. As he subsequently stated to the prosecutor’s office, the children were the first to start the fight.

In class. Teacher:
– Children, who can name the word that has the most vowels “O”? Petya:
– Milk tanker. Teacher:
– Well done, who is better? Vovochka? Вовочка:
– Гоооооооооооооооооооооооол!!!

– Children who study at 4 and 5 will go to heaven. And whoever studies 2 and 3 will go to hell!
– Marivanna, why can’t we finish school alive?!

I’m sitting at my brother’s house, watching TV. Then my 3-year-old nephew runs up to me:
– Uncle Borya, who is a programmer?
– Better ask your mom, she’ll tell you better. The nephew, satisfied, runs into the kitchen and returns after a while: “Mom said that you will explain to me who a programmer and a switchman are.”

A new decree has been issued:
– All truck drivers must gather their children around the country. The man did just that, gathered everyone, and brought them home. He calls his wife and says: “Bring our people out, we’ll introduce you.” The wife replies: “So ours aren’t here, they took everyone away yesterday.”

– Dad, when did the stork bring me?
– September 16, son.
– That’s great, just on my birthday!

A man came to kindergarten to pick up his child, and it was quiet time there. Well, he’s sitting in the hallway, waiting. A teacher passes by: “Are you expecting a baby?”
– No, I’m just fat!

During disasters, women and children are the first to be evacuated to think about solving problems in silence.

– Mom, I went to play football with the guys.
– Only through my soup!