Kids Anecdotes

Vovochka systematically skipped chemistry classes. At the final exam, he was given the task: To experimentally prove the properties of nitric acid. The global network came to the rescue. The first thing the search server returned was an article about obtaining nitroglycerin… This was the last graduation from the school.

During the lesson, the teacher talks about the works of Pushkin. And then he asks: “Sasha, what was the name of Alexander Sergeevich’s nanny?” “My decrepit little dove,” the student answers.

Odessa taxi. The driver is driving desperately. Sarah reprimands him: “Driver, couldn’t you drive more carefully?” I have 8 children waiting for me at home!
– Ha! And you tell me to be careful?

In kindergarten No. 9, when the sanitary and epidemiological station arrived, children spelled out the word “help” with cockroaches.

During a literature lesson, Vovochka asks the teacher: “Why didn’t Koshchei the Bessmetny have children?” Teacher to him:
– I don’t know Vovochka:
– Because he has eggs hidden far away!

The father of 16 children is looking for the beast who at the wedding wished the children like the stars in the sky.

Everyone drives slowly past traffic police posts, because traffic cops are like children, they can run out onto the road unexpectedly.

At dinner, my daughter whines: “My stomach hurts.” Mom annoyed:
– Because you put all sorts of nasty things in your mouth!!! Daughter, without raising her eyes from the plate: “Actually, you’re cooking this…

Jokes First English lesson. Teacher:
– Which of you, children, knows the English alphabet? Programmer’s son:
– me.
– Well, call them in order.
– Q, W, E, R, T, Y…