After watching a patriotic film, the teacher asks the children who liked which episodes. One was a soldier’s feat. Another was how a nurse saved a wounded man. And Vovochka says: “I liked the drug addict the most.” “What are you talking about, Vovochka, there wasn’t a drug addict there. There was, he was always inhaling and saying: “You have a good plan, Comrade Zhukov.”
Kids Anecdotes
Simple anecdotes suitable for kids
Teacher: – Children, tell me where does dew come from on the grass? Vovochka: –
Teacher:
– Children, tell me where does dew come from on the grass? Vovochka:
– It’s the grass that sweats!
“I’m leaving,” the woman says to the new nanny. — Don’t forget to put the childr
“I’m leaving,” the woman says to the new nanny.
– Don’t forget to put the children to bed on time. Arriving home, she asked the nanny how the children behaved.
– Very good. I put everyone to bed. Only your eldest, the red-haired one, resisted very much. So naughty.
– Ginger?! This is my husband!
The mother of one is naive and inexperienced, like a new recruit in the army. —
The mother of one is naive and inexperienced, like a new recruit in the army.
– The mother of two children is calm and confident, like a demobilizer.
– The mother of three children is SPECIAL FORCES.
September 1st. 1st grade. The teacher says: – Children, you have come to school.
September 1st. 1st grade. The teacher says:
– Children, you have come to school. Here you need to sit quietly, and if you want to ask something, you need to raise your hand. Vovochka reaches out her hand… Teacher:
– Do you want to ask something?
– No, I just do it. Checking how the system works!
During a lesson at school: – Children, do you know where electricity comes from?
During a lesson at school:
– Children, do you know where electricity comes from? Vovochka:
– I know! From the jungle.
– Why do you think so? “And this morning, when dad wanted to shave, he said: “Those monkeys turned off the electricity again!”
A student comes home with a bandaged hand. His parents ask what’s wrong with him
A student comes home with a bandaged hand. His parents ask what’s wrong with him.
– We were doing experiments in chemistry class, and citric acid got on my hand.
– So what? It doesn’t leave burns.
– Yes, but my neighbor decided to neutralize it and poured NaOH on my hand.
Nowadays, there are three types of men: 3D (house, tree, children), 3B (grandmot
Nowadays, there are three types of men: 3D (house, tree, children), 3B (grandmothers, bathhouse, women) and 3T (slippers, tanks, TV)…. the first type is dying out.
A biology teacher proves to students the harm of alcohol. He takes a worm, throw
A biology teacher proves to students the harm of alcohol. He takes a worm, throws it into a glass of alcohol
– the worm is dead. Throws another worm into a glass of water
– the worm lives.
– Children, what conclusion can be drawn from this? Vovochka:
– If you drink alcohol, there will be no worms!