Kids Anecdotes

– Dad, where do children come from?
– From where adults are then sent.

A smart woman will always let her husband go fishing! And a wise woman also has children!

One day little Vovochka comes to school on September 1 and says to little Lenochka: “And I know what needs to be done to have children.” Lenochka answers: “And I know what needs to be done to prevent them from happening.”

Conversation between father and child (3 years old)
– Dad, when I grow up and graduate from kindergarten, where will I go?
– To school.
– And then?
– To the institute.
– And then?
– To work.
– And then?
– Um… to retire.
– Yes?.. And when will I live?

The maniac sprayed the money with poison and donated it to an orphanage. Twenty deputies, two mayors and one minister were killed. The children were not harmed.

Gena the crocodile comes to the pet store and says: “Give me food for dogs, cats, cows, goats, fish and parrots.” Seller:
– How smart you are! You have so many animals living in your house! Gena:
– No, I have one living with me, but I can’t figure out who it is.

I wonder how many children were born in St. Petersburg because “the bridges have already been opened, spend the night with me”?

Every American children’s construction set with more than three parts comes with a child psychologist.

– Petya, why were you kicked out of class?
– I am a class bandit!