Kids Anecdotes

– How many students are in your class?
– With the teacher
– eighteen.
– Therefore, without her
– seventeen.
– Eh, no! There won’t be a soul left in the class without a teacher!

“Adults don’t swear in front of children, children don’t swear in front of adults.” A funny game of society playing decent people.

-Are you ready kids?
– Yes, captain!
– I can’t hear!
– THAT’S EXACTLY, captain! -Who lives at the bottom of the ocean?
– The economy of our great country.
– Oooooooooo…

I’m standing in line at the dentist. Ahead of me is a mother with a crying child of about five years old. Mom:
– Don’t cry, you’re a man! Boy:
– I’m a wimp, just get me out of here…

– Mom, mom! The Christmas tree is on fire!
– Son, it doesn’t burn, it shines.
– Mom, mom! The curtains are shining!

Fire in Texas, at a school:
– Throw me children, I will catch them!
– one fireman shouted to another.
– OK. A few minutes later: “Don’t you catch blacks?”
– Aah, fuck… I thought you were throwing burnt ones!

The teacher asks the children what they want to be. Well, everyone says, a doctor, an astronaut, an artist… And Vovochka is Santa Claus. Teacher:
– But why? Vovochka:
– That’s why! Cool profession: a week of fussing and a year free!

The boy is asked: “What are you afraid of?” Answers:
– Dentists and darkness.
– Why are you afraid of the dark?
– There are plenty of dentists there!

The gypsies look at their children, and they run dirty around him. The gypsy woman asks: “What are you thinking about?” “Yes,” he says, “I think.” Wash these or get new ones.