Kids Anecdotes

– What event is significant in 1799?
– Pushkin was born…
– And 1812?
– Pushkin turned 13 years old!

In kindergarten, savvy teachers came up with a competition for children during quiet hours: whoever falls asleep first gets to stay awake!..

During the music lesson, the children listened to a waltz from Prokofiev’s ballet Cinderella. Seryozha was not interested in this; he fidgeted and disturbed others. The teacher called him and asked: “What were we listening to just now?” “Cinderella’s dance,” Seryozha answered after thinking.
– What was she dancing for?
– Break!

In kindergarten they ask Vovochka
– Do you keep any animals at home? Proudly answers: “Here we go!” Cat and frozen mackerel!

Carlson and Cheburashka are walking through the attic. Carlson says: “Well, let’s go on a flight?”
– No, wait, your ears are tired, let them rest.

– Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don’t come to school tomorrow without your father!
– And the day after tomorrow?

Vovochka in kindergarten looks carefully at the teacher’s manicure and says: “Olga Alexandrovna, your nails are so long.”
– Yes. Like?
– Like. Climbing trees is probably good.

In connection with recent events, and information that a deferment is given to those who have 4 or more dependent children under 16… I think it’s time to write to all your exes and do Paternity tests!

– Boy, boy, how old are you?
– Soon it will be ten.
– And now?
– Four.