Children are burning:
– Boy, what kind of fancy dress do you have?
– Prince costume!
– But the prince must wear a crown?
– No, it’s the king who should be wearing the crown!
– What is the prince wearing?
– And the prince is in the princess!
Kids Anecdotes
Simple anecdotes suitable for kids
A father gave his son a bass guitar for his 14th birthday. A satisfied child ret
A father gave his son a bass guitar for his 14th birthday. A satisfied child returns after the first lesson and declares to his parent: “Today I learned the first five notes on the G string!” After the second lesson:
– Today
– the first five notes on the D string! Third lesson:
– The first five notes on the A string! Fourth:
– The first five notes on the E string! His father asks: “Son, what about school assignments?” In response: “Pa, I don’t have time.” Tomorrow is the concert.
Primitive people killed a mammoth. One shouted: “Everyone gather!” This is how t
Primitive people killed a mammoth. One shouted: “Everyone gather!” This is how the first commander arose. Another gave the order: “First, feed the ladies and children!” This is how the first political officer arose. And by morning the mammoth disappeared. This is how the 1st warrant officer arose.
– What does your mother call you? – Mom calls me “son”, “sonny”, “my sunshine” a
– What does your mother call you?
– Mom calls me “son”, “sonny”, “my sunshine” and “where is that reptile”.
Family before dinner. Mom: – Son, what do you want for lunch? Son: “Like my dad.
Family before dinner. Mom:
– Son, what do you want for lunch? Son: “Like my dad.” Mom: “It’s time for you to have your own opinion, and not look at others.” Son:
– Well, then it’s the same for me as for you. Mom:
– Well done.
– Dad, dad, look how I drew you! – Okay daughter, well done, but why do I have o
– Dad, dad, look how I drew you!
– Okay daughter, well done, but why do I have orange hair?
– Well, I don’t have a BALD pencil!
On September 1, hundreds of thousands of first-graders sat down at their desks o
On September 1, hundreds of thousands of first-graders sat down at their desks on charges of illiteracy.
My brother comes up to me and says: – Fix the train. I tell him: “Say the magic
My brother comes up to me and says:
– Fix the train. I tell him: “Say the magic word.” He:
– Magic word. I told him: Vanya, the magic word starting with the letter “P”. Vanya:
– The magic word starting with the letter “P”. Fix the engine.
Passenger liner. 9000 meters above the ground. The plane falls into an air pocke
Passenger liner. 9000 meters above the ground. The plane falls into an air pocket… there was a good shake… screams, squeals… Stewardess:
– So, everyone calmed down quickly! Everyone sit down! I told someone… Stop running and climbing walls! Stop yelling! You, where are you burping… Well, there are bags for that… What are you doing? Have you shit yourself? Well, like children! Fuck… that’s it, sit down, calm down, buckle up! Everything… good… We took the helm in our hands… Well, finally! I’ll go while I calm down the passengers…