Two kids are sitting in the sandbox, one says to the other: “Say bow.”
– Onion.
– A knock on the forehead. Say “Luk” again.
– Onion.
– A knock on the forehead! Then the second kid got angry and said: “Say “Garlic.”
– Garlic .
– Hit the back with a shovel!
Kids Anecdotes
Simple anecdotes suitable for kids
The little girl cries for a long time before going to bed, in the end she gets t
The little girl cries for a long time before going to bed, in the end she gets tired and asks her mother: “Can I calm down and go to bed?”
Teacher: – Children, continue the expression “We are sitting.” Masha: – On the b
Teacher:
– Children, continue the expression “We are sitting.” Masha:
– On the bench. Petya:
– On the grass. Vovochka:
– Tipsy!
A boy stands in the middle of the yard and shouts to the whole entrance: – MOM,
A boy stands in the middle of the yard and shouts to the whole entrance:
– MOM, MOM! WELL MOM, WELL MOMAAA! MOM, MOM, MOMAAA!!! A frightened woman runs out onto the balcony: “What happened that you’re screaming like that?”
– Call dad!
In a zoology lesson at school: – Children, what is the sexiest insect? – Bedbug,
In a zoology lesson at school:
– Children, what is the sexiest insect?
– Bedbug, Marya Ivanovna.
– Why, Vovochka?
– He never gets out of bed.
The first grader came home sad. The mother asked: “What, did you get a bad grade
The first grader came home sad. The mother asked: “What, did you get a bad grade again?” “Yeah,” the schoolboy sighed heavily, “I wish I could retire soon.”
Quirks of our weather: children were waiting for spring break, but winter came..
Quirks of our weather: children were waiting for spring break, but winter came…
My sister came to visit with two children, 2 and 5 years old. The cat immediatel
My sister came to visit with two children, 2 and 5 years old. The cat immediately pretended to be dead!
– Boy, what street do you live on? – I live at home, but I walk on the street.
– Boy, what street do you live on?
– I live at home, but I walk on the street.