Kids Anecdotes

– I hate children, I hate them! After all, the scoundrel knows that grandfather has no teeth, so she gave me a chocolate bar with nuts for Christmas!

During a history lesson, the teacher asks: “Children, who is Spartak?”
– “Spartak” is a champion!
– the children answer.

On September 1, the teacher meets the children. Children, tell us who your parents are and how you live. Mashenka:
– My mother is a prostitute, I live well. Sashenka: “And my dad is a traffic cop, and I also live well.” Vovochka:
– My dad is a truck driver and if it weren’t for these prostitutes, with the traffic cops, I would also live well!

A boy enters a subway car and says: “Good people!” Help as much as you can… Everyone in our family is poor: poor mother, poor father, gardener, cook, and driver…

Little Petya asks little Marina: “When we grow up, will you marry me?”
– No.
– Why? -You see, in our family everyone marries their own. For example, my grandfather married my grandmother. My dad is on my mom, my uncle is on my aunt…

My son comes home from school: “Dad, you said that if I go to 4th grade, you will buy me a bicycle.” So, rejoice, we saved money.

Woman
– a girl about five years old:
– What is your name? Girl:
– I forgot. The girl’s mother (tiredly):
– Her name is Isabella. She just pronounces it in such a way that everyone thinks she “forgot.”

Entry in the diary: “I screamed during a singing lesson, but I should have sung quietly.”

Once upon a time, Christ drove the merchants out of the temple. Since then, the merchants have wised up and bought temples for themselves.