First of September. The children came to school. The teacher asks them: “Guys, how did you spend your summer holidays?” Who went where? Let’s start with you, Petya.
– Well, I had a great summer, went with my parents to the south:
– Sea, fruits, sea animals.
– And you, Seryozha?
– What about me? I’m at the dacha: swamp, cucumbers and mosquitoes.
Kids Anecdotes
Simple anecdotes suitable for kids
– Don’t you want to eat? – asks the baby’s mother. – You said you were hungry li
– Don’t you want to eat?
– asks the baby’s mother.
– You said you were hungry like a wolf. -Have you seen wolves eat carrots?
On the street, a nice woman approaches a man: – It seems to me that you are the
On the street, a nice woman approaches a man:
– It seems to me that you are the father of one of my children… A man with horror:
– Me?! “Calm down,” the woman answers, “I’m a teacher.”
You can’t put children in a corner. Especially if there is a joint of wallpaper.
You can’t put children in a corner. Especially if there is a joint of wallpaper.
The kids at school had a bet about what was the fastest thing in the world. Tane
The kids at school had a bet about what was the fastest thing in the world. Tanechka says: “I said the quickest word, but I can’t take it back!” Vanechka says: “The fastest is light!” I just turned it on and it’s already on! Vovochka answered: “I had diarrhea here, so I didn’t have time to say a word or turn on the light…
This year my daughter Katya went to 1st grade. The first parent-teacher meeting,
This year my daughter Katya went to 1st grade. The first parent-teacher meeting, the teacher asked the parents to take their children’s seats, I went up to my daughter’s desk, and an unfamiliar man was already sitting in my place, the seat next to me was empty. I sat down next to him. Well, I think it’s probably the dad of Katya’s neighbor at the desk, we need to get to know each other, after all, the children study together. I began to introduce myself to him: “I’m Katya’s mom!” His answer put me in a state of shock: “And I’m Katya’s dad!” Only then did I realize that there were four Katyas in the class.
The teacher explains division to the children. She wrote 2:2 on the board and as
The teacher explains division to the children. She wrote 2:2 on the board and asked: “Children, who knows what this means?” Vovochka:
– Draw!
– Lesha, you have a wonderful essay! – says the teacher – But why didn’t you fin
– Lesha, you have a wonderful essay!
– says the teacher
– But why didn’t you finish it?
– Because dad was urgently called to work.
The singing teacher, entering the class: – Where is my chair? The class is silen
The singing teacher, entering the class:
– Where is my chair? The class is silent. “Then everyone stand up.” We will spend the entire lesson learning the national anthem.