Short Anecdotes

Masseurs of the Russian national football team constantly struggle with the unbearable desire to strangle someone.

The Russian police support the fashion for tattoos, since they are much easier to identify the body with.

Nowadays, people in a good mood can be registered either in the Red Book or in a drug dispensary.

Migration Service, having caught a Tajik guest worker:
– If you are in Russia illegally, we will send you back to your homeland. Are you an illegal immigrant? The migrant worker thought: “Si, senor.”

A student who came home for the holidays:
– Mom, fry me some homemade cutlets.
– What should I do for the side dish, son?
– Goulash.

It’s good to have your own lawyer. Even better
– your own prosecutor.

Two girlfriends are keeping secrets.
– I got pregnant at this damn resort! I’m afraid that a baby with dark skin will be born…
– Is Seryoga a racist?

The headmistress, giving a speech at the graduation ceremony, distinguished herself: when presenting the certificate, she was required to say something good and approving about each graduate. But her inspiration dried up pretty quickly. Another graduate rises to the stage of the assembly hall. The headmistress says:
– Lenochka Sidorova came to our school as a girl… Pause…
– Then she became a girl… The headmistress hangs out here. Voice from the audience:
– We are interested, continue!

– Mom, but the doctor hurts the person?
– Yes, son, that’s his job.
– Can you hurt him in return?
– Of course not.
– Mom, I want to be a doctor.