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Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
After the attackers removed the wheels from Sergei’s “penny”, he drove on bricks
After the attackers removed the wheels from Sergei’s “penny”, he drove on bricks for another six months without noticing the difference.
The carpenter went to heaven. He meets God there and starts talking. God says: –
The carpenter went to heaven. He meets God there and starts talking. God says:
– How I envy you… The carpenter says:
– Why?!
– Because your stools don’t run after you and don’t constantly ask: give me money, give me health, give me happiness!
As you age, it becomes more and more difficult to slip and it becomes easier to
As you age, it becomes more and more difficult to slip and it becomes easier to slip.
The blonde tells her friend: “Today I bought a drinking bowl for a guinea pig.”
The blonde tells her friend: “Today I bought a drinking bowl for a guinea pig.” Guess what, it has a button on the front. You press it and the water flows.
– Well, guinea pigs are smart animals, they’ll figure out what’s what. You’ve got it figured out.
– My husband showed me…
About women: Be careful, you’re wearing makeup!
About women: Be careful, you’re wearing makeup!
God sees everything: when she came to confession, the housing office worker stoo
God sees everything: when she came to confession, the housing office worker stood in line for two hours at the wrong window.
A man walks into a cafe: “Give me a bottle of soda.” – With you? – No, definitel
A man walks into a cafe: “Give me a bottle of soda.”
– With you?
– No, definitely without you.
In Russia they banned swearing, my husband finally stopped talking to my mother.
In Russia they banned swearing, my husband finally stopped talking to my mother.