Women and cats really have a lot in common. They don’t want what you give them, and they don’t say what they want.
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
— Eat your potatoes, yours. – But you don’t have a garden. — We bought a place i
– Eat your potatoes, yours.
– But you don’t have a garden.
– We bought a place in the cemetery until we needed it. So, we’re planting potatoes so that they don’t sit idle in vain.
Few people know that the Austrian physicist and theorist Erwin Schrödinger loved
Few people know that the Austrian physicist and theorist Erwin Schrödinger loved Russian fairy tales. He was especially pleased with the phrases “how long, how short,” “apparently invisible,” and, of course, “neither alive nor dead.”
– Do you have a man? – No. But there is one because of which it doesn’t.
– Do you have a man?
– No. But there is one because of which it doesn’t.
An experienced clown on call will thoroughly amuse the children and will not dis
An experienced clown on call will thoroughly amuse the children and will not disappoint single mothers…
Drinking alcohol is much safer for the body than taking everything to heart.
Drinking alcohol is much safer for the body than taking everything to heart.
With the words “Well, who needs a dirty boy here?” A homeless man broke into a b
With the words “Well, who needs a dirty boy here?” A homeless man broke into a bachelorette party.
Damn generation of the 90s. They were born – the Soviet Union fell apart, went t
Damn generation of the 90s. They were born
– the Soviet Union fell apart, went to school
– default, went to university
– crisis, started earning money
– default again.
– Darling, let’s cook dinner… – I don’t understand why what one person can do
– Darling, let’s cook dinner…
– I don’t understand why what one person can do must definitely be done together!
– Thank you, dear, you told me what to answer you at night.