I woke up, but somehow not completely.
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
– Darling, let’s not have sex today. My head hurts so much. “Darling, I’m very w
– Darling, let’s not have sex today. My head hurts so much. “Darling, I’m very worried about your headaches. You’ll probably have to spend the money we saved for your fur coat on medicine.
The stars attract everyone! Yesterday I was looking at cognac…
The stars attract everyone! Yesterday I was looking at cognac…
— Come to us for dinner the next day. – Unfortunately, I can’t do it. – Oh, that
– Come to us for dinner the next day.
– Unfortunately, I can’t do it.
– Oh, that’s so kind of you.
“Son, I’m not against your marriage, but did you think well?” Is she a good hous
“Son, I’m not against your marriage, but did you think well?” Is she a good housewife?
– Dad, look at her figure!
– Son, you will enjoy her figure every night except on your honeymoon. But I’ll have to eat her borscht every day for the rest of my life.
On a crowded bus: – I said “impudent”, not “stop it”!
On a crowded bus:
– I said “impudent”, not “stop it”!
Watching how bad Russia has become at prices of $50 per barrel, you can’t help b
Watching how bad Russia has become at prices of $50 per barrel, you can’t help but wonder: how did they live in Russia when oil was not produced at all?
Oh my gosh, a request came to my VKontakte page: “The Bekhterev Psychiatric Hosp
Oh my gosh, a request came to my VKontakte page: “The Bekhterev Psychiatric Hospital wants to add you as a friend.” Damn, we found it after all…
Two little girls are talking: “You know, my mother bought a child, and she is su
Two little girls are talking: “You know, my mother bought a child, and she is sure that she was deceived.”
– Why do you think so?
– Because she weighs him every day.