Short Anecdotes

Here you are, grandson, spreading buckwheat on bread, and I still remember how we ate it with a spoon.

– Elisha, don’t they tease you in kindergarten?
– No. Varlaam got sick, Ermolai moved to another group, Anisim and Prokofiy are friends with me, and I can tease Poluekta and Fedot myself. Well, maybe Lukerya and Efrosinya, but they are complete fools.

– Let’s go to Greece and see the pyramids!?
– Let’s go to your school, let’s punch your geography teacher in the face?..

It infuriates me when I came up with a witty, caustic answer, but the argument happened two weeks ago.

The son, deciding that his father was already very old and was a burden to him, put him in a nursing home. His five-year-old son asks: “Did you write down the address where you took your grandfather?”
– Do you want to visit him?
– I want to know where I need to take you when you get old…

Having received a loan from a bank, the first thing to do is buy yourself some nice panties! Perhaps these are the only ones you will stay in…

– Dad, buy me a new laptop.
– No, daughter, you will constantly sit at home, staring at him.
– Well, okay, can I go to my friends for an overnight stay today? Today is a holiday, Kolya is out of prison.
– Do you need a small or large laptop?

– Arabs have polygamy. Why are they allowed to marry several times?
– Because they see the face of their bride for the first time only after the wedding.

Rule of good manners at a corporate party: when sliding under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to your colleagues.