Short Anecdotes

– I will become a janitor when I grow up.
– What do you want so much? “You can just walk outside all day.”

As I understand it, the option with the Wife and the Mistress was conceived from the very beginning, because the man is missing a rib on both sides.

The water in the river is so clean that you can see all the garbage.

There is a medical examination at the military registration and enlistment office.
– What worries you?
– I’m nearsighted.
– It’s not scary. You will always be in the first trench to see better! Next!

Human convolutions are like cash registers in supermarkets
– despite the fact that a lot of them have been created, it is not a fact that all of them will work.

He took the granny across the road and decided to take her to the stop: “You’re so handsome, you look like an actor.” Married?
– No.
– Don’t get married, the filthy girls are gone.

The hayloft in the village burned down, well, so to speak, the brothel closed.

I lost to my husband at cards of desire. Who knew he was such a pervert?! He made me go to my mother for a week.

Having received a recalculation of electricity for 3 months, a mathematics professor passed it on as an assignment to his graduate students. The very next day, young specialists established that this system of nonlinear equations has no solutions in the field of real numbers.