On the Internet, like at a resort, all the men are single.
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
Family at the resort. Son: – Mom, can I swim for dad? – No, it’s very deep there
Family at the resort. Son:
– Mom, can I swim for dad?
– No, it’s very deep there, you can drown, or a shark can eat you.
– Hmm… And dad?
– And we can find a new dad!
They say that when the chimes strike, everything that happened in the past year
They say that when the chimes strike, everything that happened in the past year is forgotten. But something tells me that twelve blows won’t be enough to forget the whole fucked-up mess of this year.
Two old women on a bench: “What ruins a Russian man?” – Women, vodka, stabbing..
Two old women on a bench: “What ruins a Russian man?”
– Women, vodka, stabbing…
– Don’t talk about it, Petrovna. But in Japan everything is so beautiful: geishas, sake, hara-kiri…
In Gomel they opened phone sex in the Belarusian language!!! The first client di
In Gomel they opened phone sex in the Belarusian language!!! The first client died of laughter…
The monkey became a man when he picked up a stick. And she became an official wh
The monkey became a man when he picked up a stick. And she became an official when she started putting a spoke in her wheels.
Entry in my son’s diary: “I persuaded my art teacher to pose in class. Disgracef
Entry in my son’s diary: “I persuaded my art teacher to pose in class. Disgraceful!”
The wife complains to her friend: “I found someone else’s thong and bra under th
The wife complains to her friend: “I found someone else’s thong and bra under the sofa.” Now I’m wondering whose they are. The friend responded: “The main thing is not to have a husband.”
A man sits at a table in a coffee shop – without a smartphone, without a laptop,
A man sits at a table in a coffee shop
– without a smartphone, without a laptop, just drinking coffee. Looks like a psychopath!