– I’m good. Look into my eyes: they are kind.
– They are drunk.
– One does not interfere with the other.
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
Anyone who gets up early is sad all day.
Anyone who gets up early is sad all day.
– Fima, why are you winking at me all the time? – Oh, Tsilya, this is a nervous
– Fima, why are you winking at me all the time?
– Oh, Tsilya, this is a nervous tic.
– Fima, you are a deceiver and a scoundrel! And I’m already in the mood…
A man, drunk as hell, crawls home from a party. His wife meets him with a broom
A man, drunk as hell, crawls home from a party. His wife meets him with a broom in her hands. The man falls to his knees in front of her and sobs bitterly: “Lucy, don’t fly away!” This was the last time!
It happens that you are talking to a person, and he has this look: the light is
It happens that you are talking to a person, and he has this look: the light is on, but there is no one at home…
It is difficult to find a good accountant, which is why Vera Pavlovna has been o
It is difficult to find a good accountant, which is why Vera Pavlovna has been on the federal wanted list for twenty years.
– Grandson, go eat! Food is on the table! – I’m coming, woman… – Go, otherwise
– Grandson, go eat! Food is on the table!
– I’m coming, woman…
– Go, otherwise it’ll get cold… The grandson gets up from behind the computer and goes to the kitchen. Granny jumps into his place at the computer: “Got it, brat!”
– Dad, tell the elephants to run. – Wait, they’re tired. – Well, dad, let the el
– Dad, tell the elephants to run.
– Wait, they’re tired.
– Well, dad, let the elephants run around some more…
– Okay. Company! Put on gas masks! Run-oh-march!
— I have a new accountant, born in 1951. I took the abacus away from him, so he
– I have a new accountant, born in 1951. I took the abacus away from him, so he now counts on the computer in Notepad, in a column!