Short Anecdotes

There are two vipers. The first one asks: “Tell me, friend, frankly: am I poisonous?”
– Yes, poisonous.
– Well, then I’m sorry: I bit my tongue!

Carlson, who lives on the roof, got into a fight with a homeless man who wanted to live there.

Armenian radio asks: “Can a man rape a running woman?” Georgian radio answers:
– No! Because a woman with her skirt up runs faster than a man with his pants down

Do you know where a person’s soul is? Under the bladder! I peed
– and my soul felt better

A goat climbs a tree. She’s forty:
– Goat, why are you doing that on the tree?
– I want to eat apples.
– But this is an oak tree!
– And I have them with me…

– Well, the youth now! Shaved, all in pants, you can’t tell a guy from a lady. Look at this miracle!
– Well, this is my daughter! “Oh, sorry, I didn’t know you were her father.”
– Father? No, I’m her mom!

Two bankers are talking in a bar. “I know why the thief stole dollars and diamonds from the safe.” But I don’t understand why he took the director’s wife too.
– For what?
– says another.
– Yes, so that he doesn’t look for him.

-Where are you running?
– To the ministry, to restore order there.
– Oh, how did you get there!
– I got a job as a cleaner.

The waiter Zhora in the restaurant was jokingly called George the Lunch Bearer.