A Russian girl with a beautiful name Vasilisa married a Bulgarian guy named Svetlan. Now their child is blowing the minds of those around him, saying that his mother’s name is Vasya, and his father’s name is Sveta…
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
– Vasya, you are such an oak tree that you will soon have acorns! – Well, I see
– Vasya, you are such an oak tree that you will soon have acorns!
– Well, I see that lately only pigs have been drawn to me!
Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get enough sleep,
Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get enough sleep, and take a walk, and get drunk. And you don’t know where to start.
A man’s head timidly pokes his head into the speech therapist’s office: “Mona?”
A man’s head timidly pokes his head into the speech therapist’s office: “Mona?”
– Not only Mona, but also Noona!
– the speech therapist answers.
To fill the emptiness within yourself, you need to read books, not eat.
To fill the emptiness within yourself, you need to read books, not eat.
– Do you love me? – Yes, sure! And you? – And I love myself!
– Do you love me?
– Yes, sure! And you?
– And I love myself!
I didn’t know how to do the splits until I made jelly for my child…
I didn’t know how to do the splits until I made jelly for my child…
– Ma-am! Tomorrow is a parent meeting! Will you go? – No! – Why? – I know these
– Ma-am! Tomorrow is a parent meeting! Will you go?
– No!
– Why?
– I know these parent-teacher meetings! We’d rather use this money to go to Thailand!
– Waiter, I found a gray hair in the wine! — Not surprising, because the wine is
– Waiter, I found a gray hair in the wine!
– Not surprising, because the wine is 200 years old.