Husband and wife in bed. He begins to stroke her shoulders with his hand, then feels her breasts. She begins to sigh languidly. His hand moves lower. He runs his hand over her stomach, passes the hip line and… removes his hand. Wife:
– Syoma! Why did you stop?
– I finally found the TV remote control!
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
– Mom!.. Mommy! – What, son? “There’s some kind of monster under my blanket!” –
– Mom!.. Mommy!
– What, son? “There’s some kind of monster under my blanket!”
– Whichever one you brought from the nightclub, this is where it lies…
I don’t know who my brain is sleeping with, but idiotic thoughts are born.
I don’t know who my brain is sleeping with, but idiotic thoughts are born.
Husband to wife: “What will you do if you see me kissing another woman?” – Well.
Husband to wife: “What will you do if you see me kissing another woman?”
– Well… like a faithful wife, I will visit you… in the traumatology department…
An entry in the book of “Reviews and Suggestions” in one of the hairdressing sal
An entry in the book of “Reviews and Suggestions” in one of the hairdressing salons: “Now you won’t recognize me. But I remember all of you, bitches!”
– And Natasha gave me sex for the New Year! – How unoriginal she is, she gives e
– And Natasha gave me sex for the New Year!
– How unoriginal she is, she gives everyone the same thing!
Our free healthcare starts with paid shoe covers. And paid medicine with free sh
Our free healthcare starts with paid shoe covers. And paid medicine with free shoe covers.
An old woman squeezes into a crowded bus: “Every day so many people die, but the
An old woman squeezes into a crowded bus: “Every day so many people die, but there are still crowds on the buses.”
The girl says to the guy: “Let’s forget what happened last night.” “You snored s
The girl says to the guy: “Let’s forget what happened last night.” “You snored so much that I will never be able to forget it!”