Short Anecdotes

A mother reads a fairy tale to her daughter: “The father had three sons: the eldest was smart, the middle son was this way and that, the youngest was a complete fool…” “Mom, was their father sick, or what?”
– Where did you get the idea?
– What did he do worse and worse each time?

Rich Russian language: the writer writes, the student copies, the director signs, the clerk rewrites, the doctor prescribes, the investigator writes, the inspector prescribes, the bailiff describes.

A deaf grandmother comes to the stall and asks: “How much do panties cost?”
– These are not panties, but pantaloons.
– Well, even the panties are on coupons.

Recently I was riding on a bus, and a 3-year-old girl was sitting next to me… we passed a field of sunflowers, she looked at them and said: “Never mind daisies.”

I don’t understand how English-speaking music lovers listen to music in English. It’s terrible to understand all the stupidity of your favorite songs.

Coming home early from a night shift and seeing a half-naked girl coming out of the bathroom, I thought only three thoughts in my head: has my son matured, has my husband gone crazy, or has my grandfather believed in himself?

Women’s problems are men’s. And as you know, women themselves give birth to men. Hence the conclusion: Women always create problems for themselves.

A young man stands in front of the maternity hospital and yells: “Well, have you seen your son?”
– Yes!
– Well, who does he look like?
– Yes, you still don’t know him.

If Putin answered questions not for three hours during one day, but for three hours every day, then all the problems in Russia would be solved! And do you know why? The president of the country would understand that it is easier to solve all problems than to answer them.