Short Anecdotes

– On the new moon, you need to show the coin to the Moon and say: “A month, my friend, give me a wallet full of money!”
– Minister of Finance, are you out of your mind?

Is it possible to call cat food something more modest? Why does my cat eat “rabbit stew in creamy sauce”, and I eat pasta with sausage?

– My computer turns off on its own. What to do?
– Do you have a system unit below?
– Yes.
– Change your socks… He seems to be losing consciousness.

We are representatives of the oldest profession: we sleep for money.
– Prostitutes, or what?
– We are the watchmen.

A girl, late for a Ukrainian language lesson, enters the class:
– Sorry, I was late! Teacher:
– She didn’t “piss off”, but she stammered!
– Well, yes! She’s a bitch… that’s why she’s a bitch!

The most popular question in Russia after Putin’s press conference is where this beautiful Russia is located and how to get there.

There were no young girls in the entrance, so the grandmothers on the bench called the janitor a prostitute.

In a crowded trolleybus, a man with a dozen eggs makes his way to the exit:
– Let me through, I have eggs! Everyone lets him through, only one Georgian turns: “What about my peaches?”

Does a notary have the right to poke my head into the papers if I sign in the wrong place for the fifth time?