Short Anecdotes

With our medicine, anyone who has raised a couple of children can automatically receive a pediatrician diploma.

Finally, remember! Put on clothes, dress Nadezhda, call her a taxi, promise that you will call her, and then not answer her calls. All!

– Do you want me to prove to you that you are an asshole?
– Let’s.
– Do you drink water from the toilet?
– No.
– That’s right, the horns are bothering you.

Today, two-year-old children can already unlock a phone and access the Internet. What was I doing at their age? I ate sand.

Only swindlers disappear without a trace.

Pinocchio has been afraid of vaccinations since childhood, especially after he was inoculated with a baobab branch.

It’s strange that periods make girls nervous, because their absence is a much more serious reason to be nervous.

Yandex News: “Medvedev allowed to destroy illegal alcohol.” One question: where can I purchase a destruction license?

I only have to survive Monday, October, winter and the rest of my fucking life.