Short Anecdotes

I have so many incarnations: A singer in the shower, a dancer in the bedroom, a philosopher in the kitchen, a hero on the couch, a schmuck at work, an idiot next to girls, a cynical intellectual on the Internet…

I work in a hardware store. A customer came in and asked for a cutting caliper. She emphasized: my husband asked for a cutting one, nothing else would do. It turned out to be a marking line.

The director of a fish factory cannot fight off seagulls even on the subway.

Did you know that some April Fools’ jokes turn into New Year’s gifts?

“And my grandson’s excrement is recognized as the best in the institute.”
– Experiments, grandma, experiments!

Smoked a drop of nicotine
– saved a horse!

They usually serve delicious food here, but this time it’s healthy.

A man watches porn. Then suddenly the wife enters the room: “Yeah, you admire naked women?!”
– Well, yes…
– You don’t want me, but that means you’re staring at her?!
– Honey, why are you so worried? Did you see your rival?
– Certainly!
– Don’t worry! You’re in a different weight category!

The wife of the director of the pharmaceutical company that produces Nurofen cannot figure out how to refuse intimacy to her husband.