I looked at my nipples and out of sadness I put them in my socks…
Short Anecdotes
Short anecdotes for quick reading
Dear editors! Please note that there is an unfortunate typo in the title of the
Dear editors! Please note that there is an unfortunate typo in the title of the article “How sanctions are shaking our economy”…
Judging by the prices, grocery stores will soon be renamed boutiques.
Judging by the prices, grocery stores will soon be renamed boutiques.
By analogy with IS, the Ukrainian State should be called UG.
By analogy with IS, the Ukrainian State should be called UG.
Investigators have been unable to interrogate the person who ordered the murder
Investigators have been unable to interrogate the person who ordered the murder of the royal family for six hours
– he has barricaded himself in the mausoleum and is not letting anyone in.
When people feel good together, it makes no difference what their relationship i
When people feel good together, it makes no difference what their relationship is called.
In a good year, Papa Carlo collected half a bucket of honey mushrooms from Burat
In a good year, Papa Carlo collected half a bucket of honey mushrooms from Buratino.
— A real man goes to the doctor only when a piece of a spear in his back begins
– A real man goes to the doctor only when a piece of a spear in his back begins to interfere with sleep.
– This is all bullshit. The guy will just turn on his side. And he will turn to the doctor when a piece of a spear in his back begins to interfere with his wife’s sleep.
A man to a sunglasses seller: “My wife and I are going to the beach where there
A man to a sunglasses seller: “My wife and I are going to the beach where there are a lot of pretty students.” And I need black-pretty black glasses.
– Why?
– So that my wife doesn’t see where I’m looking.