Vovochka Anecdotes

Vovochka got a bad grade. The father puts his fist to his nose and says: “Can you smell what it smells like?”
– I was digging in my mother’s pussy again…

Teacher:
– Vovochka, yesterday we covered interrogative sentences, come up with an example yourself!
– So I leave school, go home, go into the apartment, there’s no one at home, huh?

Schoolchildren were taken to the cinema. After this, during the lesson, the teacher asks the students what they liked most.
– Masha, what did you like?
– I liked the nurse, she carried the wounded man from the battlefield.
– Petya, what did you like?
– I liked the soldier who knocked out the tank with a grenade.
– What did you like, Vovochka?
– And I liked the fat drug addict.
– What other drug addict???
– Well, he smoked his pipe all the time and said, “THE GREAT PLAN YOU HAVE, COMRADE ZHYUKOV.”

Vovochka and her friend are standing near movie posters.
– Well, again, “children under 16…”
– And why, one wonders, did we even get out of bed!?

Conversation at the end of January at the Kremlin Christmas tree.
– Dimochka, when will you throw away the Christmas tree?
– Do I need it? Vovochka will come back in the spring and throw it away himself!

The teacher called Vovochka’s dad and told him: “Your son has been persistently inviting me to a restaurant for the second week.”
– And you are doing the right thing by not agreeing right away.

Phone call. Vovochka picks up the phone:
– Yes?
– Hello, can I Mashenka?
– No, her mouth is busy. Who is this? When I finish, she will call back. He hangs up and says: “We got to the wrong place.”

Vovochka was late for school and said to the teacher: “I helped my grandmother move to the next level!”

Vovochka asks Tanya: “Tanya, are you a hot woman?” Tanya:
– I don’t know, but when I get up from the potty, steam comes out.