Vovochka Anecdotes

Vovochka approaches the traffic police officer and says: “This is not your baton by chance.” The foreman answers sadly: “No.” I lost mine…

Dad teaches Vovochka:
– Know, son! If the father is a fisherman, then the children also look into the water!!! Vovochka:
– So you’re my gynecologist!

Mary Ivanna:
– Vovochka, give an explanation of the word “insult”. Vovochka: “Oscar fucking”, Mary Ivanna, this is a humiliated woman who received an Oscar.

“I’m marrying a chemical engineer,” Vovochka tells her parents. -Where will you live?
– For now it’s on the table in the chemistry room, but we’ll see…

Vovochka writes a letter:
– Dear Grandfather Frost, make sure that my parents love each other again. “And they should do it in a more varied way, otherwise you might die of boredom.”

Little Vovochka asks his mother: “Mom, did our dad poop himself at night?”
– ?
– Yes, at night, when I went to pee, I heard you say:
– Well, how long will I continue to crush this crap in my hands?

– Vovochka, what is the mortality rate in Ethiopia?
– Mmm… well, that’s… one death for each person!

– Vovochka, is it true that you are friends with Mashenka only because she has a lot of money?
– This is a lie! I’m friends with her because I don’t have a penny.

– Vovochka, where did you get your pants dirty? “Mom, I’m not asking you where you constantly rip your tights!”