Vovochka Anecdotes

70s. The father teaches the poor student
– Vovochka:
– Study well, play sports, and then, when you grow up, you will also have beautiful lovers
– gymnasts, and you will also drive around the country in the latest model of Zhiguli!

Vovochka approaches a pregnant woman and asks: “Do you love your baby?” And the woman puts her hand on her stomach and says: “Well, of course I love you!!!” Vova says in amazement: “So why did you eat it?”

September 1st. Vovochka comes from school. Dad asks: “Well, how do you like it, Vovochka, your first teacher?”
– The first was the teacher.

Teacher:
– Vovochka, say a word starting with the letter “es”.
– Essence, Mary Ivanna.

Vovochka puts galoshes on her boots. Mom tells him: “Vovochka, it’s dry outside
– there’s no dirt.”
– And I found it.

Marivanna:
– Vovochka, who did your homework? Vovochka:
– I don’t know! Honestly, I already fell asleep.

Vovochka shouts from the bathroom: “Mom, what shirt did you iron for me?” Short sleeves or long sleeves?
– With short ones, why do you ask?
– To know where to wash your hands.

Teacher:
– Vovochka, why are you late again? Vovochka:
– Well, Mary Ivanovna, well, you yourself said that it’s never too late to learn!

Vovochka says to his father: “Dad, you promised to go to the zoo.”
– Father promised
– father came!