Vovochka Anecdotes

In a physics lesson, the teacher explains what sublimation is, then asks: “Can anyone give an example of a substance that passes from a solid to a gaseous state, bypassing the liquid?” Vovochka, please. Vovochka:
– Peas.

Vovochka comes home from school with a black eye. His father asks him: “What, they attacked?”
– Yes, they wanted to take the watch away.
– So can you identify them?
– Why am I? “Let their relatives identify them now.”

Vovochka comes up to her mother and asks: “Mom, why are you standing at the window when I sing?” Mother:
– So that people don’t think that I’m hitting you!

Vovochka:
– Maria Ivanovna, should the word “butt“ be written together or with a dash? Maria Ivanovna:
– Of course, together, Vovochka, why did you decide that with a dash? Vovochka:
– Well, of course, she has two halves…

During a natural history lesson, Mary Ivanna asks: “Why do storks fly to Africa for the winter?” Vovochka stands up: “Sure thing, blacks also want to have children.”

– Vovochka, why weren’t you at school yesterday?
– And we have an addition to our family!
– Congratulations! Brother or sister?
– New dad!

Vovochka whispers to the teacher:
– Marya Ivanovna, I love you! “But Vovochka,” she says embarrassedly, “I don’t like little children.”
– And we will protect ourselves!

– Vovochka, why did you draw the letter “F” on the refrigerator?
– This is not a letter, this is a snowflake…
– Did you explain this to drunken guests?!

Vovochka, seeing a recently installed sign near the school:
– SLOW DOWN, SCHOOL AHEAD!
– says to himself:
– Fools, or what? You’d think someone was running there!