Vovochka Anecdotes

Vovochka in the “living corner” is twirling a chicken in her hands. She screams, breaks out, screams obscenities so loudly that the whole school can hear her. The teacher flies into the “corner” and asks in fright: “What are you doing?”
– I’m looking for erogenous zones.

The teacher hands out notebooks: “Vovochka, your homework is much better this time.”
– Dad stopped helping me, Maryivanna.

Botany lesson. Teacher:
– The pistil and stamen are the genital organs of a flower. Vovochka:
– Damn you! And I smelled them!

Mom to Vovochka:
– Okay, son, choose what to buy for you? He, decisively:
– Candy!
– No! Let’s do something else!
– Another candy!

Vovochka’s mother says to her husband in the morning: “Vovochka says he has a headache, he should call a doctor.”
– Come on, he says that every week to get away with it.
– That’s true, but the fact is that today is Sunday.

Marivanna:
– Vovochka! What scientific discovery do you consider the most outstanding in the history of mankind?
– Opening borders between states!
– What, your dad works as a border guard?
– No, a customs officer!

Social studies lesson. Teacher:
– Sidorov! Justify the equality of people with different skin colors. Vovochka:
– Well, let’s take any person and paint him black. Масса неудобств, но в негра он при этом точно не превратится. So skin color does not affect rights

The teacher takes Vovochka’s Playboy away: “I want to see your parents tomorrow.”
– What should we expect tomorrow? Vaughn
– page 42-43.

During class, Vovochka asks the teacher: “What is the difference between a man and a woman?”
– What size are your dad’s feet?
– 45…
– And mom?
– 36…
– So this is the difference between the legs…