Vovochka Anecdotes

Vovochka, who is late, flies into the classroom. He didn’t say hello, he didn’t take off his hat. The teacher sternly:
– Vovochka! Log out and log back in immediately!!! Vovochka:
– Damn it!.. Just some kind of Windows…

In class. Topic: sayings:
– Vovochka! The language will lead to…..what?… To the letter K?
– To Kolyma!

– I am the famous gynecologist Vladimir Sokolov! Everything I can do, I can do… Voice-over:
– Vovochka!!!
– I can thanks to my mother…

History lesson. Teacher:
– What event is famous for the year 1799? Vovochka:
– Pushkin was born.
– And 1812?
– Pushkin was 13 years old…

Father says to Vovochka, looking at his diary: “For such grades, I will flog you with a belt!”
– That’s right, dad! And hit her harder so she knows how to give me two marks!

Biology lesson. Teacher:
– Vovochka, tell the whole class how earthworms reproduce? Vovochka:
– By division, Antonina Petrovna. Teacher:
– And in more detail? Vovochka:
– With a shovel.

– Vovochka, have you learned the alphabet as I asked?
– Nope, Mary Ivanna!
– Whyuuu?
– Many letters, Mary Ivanna! I didn’t master it!

The teacher asks Vovochka: “Who is Evgeny Onegin?”
– Don’t know.
– And Chatsky?
– Don’t know.
– So, that means you don’t know anything about us…
– Why nothing? I know Schwartz, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris…
– And with this knowledge are you going to live in Russia? -Where is it?

Vovochka went into his parents’ bedroom and saw his parents in the “HE’S ON TOP” position.
– Hurray, horse. Yoke-go. Dad, mom, can I play too? Well, they have nothing to do
– just play, they say. Vovochka climbed on top of dad, like a cowboy, and dad continued his work. Soon mom started moaning. Vovochka:
– Hey, dad. Hold on! This is usually where I fall off the postman!