Vovochka Anecdotes

Teacher:
– Vovochka, tell me where we will end up if we drill right through the Earth at the equator?
– To the madhouse…

Vovochka comes up to her mother and says: “Mom, I swept the floors…” “Well done, Vovochka,” my mother replies.
– Mom, I washed the floors.
– Well done, Vovochka.
– Mom, our cat got pregnant…
– Well done, Vovochka…

Mashenka and Vovochka are making a snowman, then Vovochka says: “I’ll go home and get some carrots.” Mashenka:
– Take two, and we’ll do the nose at the same time.

Vovochka once asks her mother: “Mom, why is the bride wearing white at the wedding?”
– Well, son, because white is the color of happiness, harmony, joy, etc.
– Ah, well then I understand why the groom always wears black.

Vovochka pesters her father: “Dad, how does the brain work?”
– Leave me alone, son, I have other things on my mind.

Teacher:
– Vovochka, what does Gogol’s phrase “A rare bird will fly to the middle of the Dnieper” mean? Vovochka:
– That Gogol knew birds well. There is absolutely nothing wrong for a normal bird to do in the middle of the Dnieper.

– Vovochka, what is your attitude towards studying?
– I’m a drummer.
– What kind of drummer are you if you study at “2” and “3”?
– And I don’t give a damn.

Teacher:
– Vovochka, how do plants reproduce?
– Plants ? That’s what I don’t know about them…

Vovochka was given a kitten. “What should I call him,” asks Vovochka, “they didn’t tell me whether it was a cat or a cat?” “I’ll tell you tomorrow,” the grandmother promised. In the morning the baby said: “Grandma, I named her Ksyusha!”
– How did you know it was a cat?
– It’s very simple: in the morning she washed her face, then her ears and behind her ears. Yes, only girls can do this!