Vovochka Anecdotes

In kindergarten, children are taught to count to six. Everyone counted to six, and Vovochka said: “Marya Ivanovna, but I can go on!”
– Well done, we are all listening to you.
– Seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king, ace.

In kindergarten they ask Vovochka
– Do you keep any animals at home? Proudly answers: “Here we go!” Cat and frozen mackerel!

Vovochka and Tanechka are sitting on potties in kindergarten. The girl asks: “Who are you: a boy or not?”
– Don’t know. “You stand up, I’ll look and tell you.” Vovochka stood up, Tanechka said: “You’re a boy!”
– How did you find out? -Your socks are blue.

A young trainee is teaching a lesson in the classroom. Vovochka writes her a note: “I love you!” The teacher writes the answer: “I can’t stand children!!!” Vovochka answers: “I guarantee there will be no children.”

Children today we pass monkeys:
– Vovochka, don’t look out the window, there are no monkeys there.
– So the children all look at me.

– Today, children, we will write a dictation.
– Mary Ivanna, I can’t!
– Why, Vovochka? “And I’m sexually tired today.”
– And you, Vovochka, write with the other hand.

Conversation in kindergarten. Vovochka:
– Nastya, are you a hot woman? Nastya:
– I don’t know, but when I get up from the potty, steam comes out

Physics lesson in 9th grade. The teacher asks:
– Children, who knows what “variable resistance” is? Vovochka from the back desk:
– This is Lyuska from 8th “A”!
– ???
– Sometimes he gives, and sometimes he resists.

Teacher:
– Children, continue the expression “We are sitting.” Masha:
– On the bench. Petya:
– On the grass. Vovochka:
– Tipsy!