Vovochka Anecdotes

– Vovochka, have you read the novel “War and Peace”?
– What, did you have to READ it?
– Yes, what did you do?
– And I, fool, REWRITTEN…

Vovochka at the pharmacy asks to sell five packs of condoms. The pharmacist delicately says to the boy: “It’s better if dad comes himself.” You need to know the size, brand, etc. Vovochka:
– Firstly, it was not my father who sent me, but my mother. And secondly, she’s going to a resort and doesn’t yet know what size it will be.

“I had some luck at school today,” says Vovochka.
– Which?
– The teacher wanted to put me in a corner, but all the corners were occupied.

– Vovochka, give a couple of examples of the destructive effects of alcohol on the human body.
– Why, take your parents to school again?!

– Vovochka, why did you get a D in geography?
– The teacher asked what the indigenous people of Chuvashia are called. Well, I answered that it was chocks.
– And who are you such a fool? Churkis are the indigenous people of Churkistan. And the indigenous people of Chuvashia are dudes and dudes.

At a classical literature lesson. Teacher:
– Who can give an example of a language that no one speaks today, but which is the foundation of other languages? Vovochka:
– HTML.

During an anatomy lesson at school:
– Vovochka, what is the most famous rudiment of modern man?
– Conscience, Irina Yuryevna.

In the lesson:
– Children, who knows the folk proverbs about kindness? Petya:
– An affectionate calf sucks from two queens! Vovochka:
– So, an affectionate girl…
– That’s it, that’s it, Vovochka, sit down!!!

Music lesson. Teacher:
– Vovochka, tell me, which song by Viktor Tsoi do you love most?
– Changes, we are waiting for changes!