Vovochka Anecdotes

Father asks Vovochka: “So, son, what do you smell like?”
– Borscht.
– Did you eat borscht?
– No, I was just sitting with the guys who were eating borscht.

There is a dictation in class. At the phrase “The Prince made Cinderella happy with a gift,” Vovochka raises her hand.
– What’s the matter, Vovochka?
– Is the word “arch” masculine?

The phone is ringing. Vovochka picks up the phone:
– Hello? No, Masha can’t come over, her mouth is busy. When I finish, she will call you back. He hangs up and explains to his shocked parents: “We got to the wrong place.”

– Vovochka, who do you listen to more
– mom or dad?
– Mom.
– Why?
– She says more.

Vovochka:
– Mary Ivanovna, I will grow up, become a big and important person, you will be ashamed for giving me bad marks!
– Putin, don’t explain!

One day Vovochka fell from the roof head down. But, thank God, right into the plantain…
– By the time I woke up, everything had already healed…

Vovochka:
– Dad, I want a bun! Dad:
– If only you knew, Vovochka, how much I want… But only enough for vodka!

Teacher at school:
– Children, give an example of the use of the expression “luckily” Vovochka:
– Bandits attacked a passerby and killed him. Luckily he didn’t take any money with him.

Vovochka went to first grade for the first time. Comes home after classes. Dad asks him: “Well, Vova, what did they teach you at school today?” Vova: “Nothing, dad… Tomorrow they told me to come again.”