– Hello, doctor? Come quickly! Our Vovochka swallowed a live mouse!
– I’m on my way now. For now, open his throat wider and hold the piece of cheese. Maybe she’ll come out on her own. The doctor arrives and sees that they are shaking a sprat in front of Vovochka’s throat.
– What are you doing? What did I tell you? you have to keep the cheese.
– Yes, we’re already luring the cat out…