Russian language lesson:
– Children, think of three words starting with the letter D. Everyone is silent. Vovochka:
– Demagoguery, Devaluation, Democracy.
– Clever words, how do you know?
– From dad. -What do they mean?
– Demagoguery is when mom says that hard dick is better than soft, devaluation is when mom exchanged her husband’s golden heart for her neighbor’s iron dick, and democracy is when they tell you to fuck off, and you go wherever you want.
