During the lesson, the teacher asks the children:
– Petya, what can you get from a chicken?
– Meat.
– Masha, what can you get from a chicken?
– Testicles.
– Well, Vovochka, what do you say?
– Don’t know.
– Well, what do you sleep on?
– On the bench.
– What do you put under your head?
– Felt boots.
– Well, what does your dad sleep on?
– On the floor.
– What’s under his head?
– Second felt boot!
– Well, what does grandfather sleep on?
– On the stove!
– And under his head?
– Pillow!
– Well, what can you get if you cut your grandfather’s pillow?
– Pindyulei!
