Once Vovochka went to the cinema. A loving couple sat in front of him. The guy hugged the girl and asked: “Honey, do you feel anything?”
– Yes! That you love me, dear! The next day Vovochka comes to kindergarten and pounces on little Mashenka, hugs her close and asks: “Do you feel anything?”
– Nope. He presses her harder: “And now?”
– Yeah!
– What?
– I want to write!