A little boy returns from school and says to his father: “Dad, today I wrote about you in my essay.”
– Seriously? What was the topic?
– Topic: “My ideal, role model.”
– Well, I’m flattered, and what did you write there?
– Well, that you are strong, handsome, smart, polite. The touched father says: “Honestly, I didn’t know that I meant so much to you…” “No, I just don’t know how to spell it
– Arnold Schwarzenegger, Schwarzenegger, Schwartsnegger…”